"I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent."

"Hell's bells, irony blows."

"I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits."

"Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench."

"In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic."

"If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style."

"Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."Then I vindictively hung up on the FBI. It made my inner child happy."

"You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!"

"How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me blankly.'No one appreciates me.' I muttered."

"It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell."

"Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle."

"I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry."

"Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells."

"I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point."

"I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax."

"She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."Wizards don't giggle," I said, hardly able to speak. "This is cackling."

"I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts."

"Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?"

"Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!"

"You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me."

"Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect."

"Ack!" I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me."