"I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids."

"FEAR stands for fuck everything and run."

"Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on."

"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off."

"He who speaks without an attentive ear is mute."

"Until we see each other again, keep your head together, read some good books, be useful, be happy."

"The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen"

"Quiet people have the loudest minds."

"If you don’t have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it?"

"And people who don’t dream, who don’t have any kind of imaginative life, they must… they must go nuts. I can’t imagine that."

"To write is human, to edit is divine."

"Am I weird?""Yeah. But so what? Everybody's weird."

"Fault always lies in the same place: with him weak enough to lay blame."

"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet."

"Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work."

"They're animals, all right. But why are you so goddam sure that makes us human beings?"

"I wanted to say goodbye to someone, and have someone say goodbye to me. The goodbyes we speak and the goodbyes we hear are the goodbyes that tell us we´re still alive."

"Life is fair. We all get the same nine-month shake in the box, and then the dice roll. Some people get a run of sevens. Some people, unfortunately, get snake-eyes. Its just how the world is."

"In the year 2025, the best men don't run for president, they run for their lives. . . ."

"You are the grim, goal-oriented ones who will not believe that the joy is in the journey rather than the destination no matter how many times it has been proven to you."

"We fool ourselves so much we could do it for a living."