Famous Quotes

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."

"You've got to get obsessed and stay obsessed."

"Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)"

"Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different."

"To be is to do - SocratesTo do is to be - SartreDo Be Do Be Do - Sinatra"

"You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!"

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."

"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."

"[My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that."

"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily."So it is.""And freezing.""Is it?""Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."

"You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!"

"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall."Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question.""D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern."Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."

"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Nothing's impossible!"

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die."

"Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head." Eddie DeChooch"

"We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good. Once, I lost my grip and found myself dangling by one hand from a ledge fifty feet above the rocky surf. But I found another handhold and kept climbing. A minute later Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face. "Sorry," she murrmured. "S'okay," I grunted, though I'd never really wanted to know what Annabeth's sneaker tasted like."

"I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else."

"I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite."

"There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over."