Famous Quotes

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."

"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.""Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."

"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"

"Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint."

"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."

"Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could."

"Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it."

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."

"The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."