Famous Quotes

"No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born, dying is such a long tiresome business I always found."

"Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace. In the end, you know, its our own expectations that crush us."

"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."

"Scars show us where we have been, they do not dictate where we are going."

"I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!"

"There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them"

"The ability to discipline yourself to delay gratification in the short term in order to enjoy greater rewards in the long term, is the indispensable prerequisite for success."

"Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky."

"Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday."

"Poor creatures. What did we do to you? With all our schemes and plans?"

"Why not just live in the moment, especially if it has a good beat?"

"Live all you can: it's a mistake not to. It doesn't matter what you do in particular, so long as you have had your life. If you haven't had that, what have you had?"

"And when you look at the sky you know you are looking at stars which are hundreds and thousands of light-years away from you. And some of the stars don’t even exist anymore because their light has taken so long to get to us that they are already dead, or they have exploded and collapsed into red dwarfs. And that makes you seem very small, and if you have difficult things in you life it is nice to think that they are what is called negligible, which means they are so small you don’t have to take them into account when you are calculating something."

"Many people pray to be kept out of unexpected problems. Some people pray to be able to confront and overcome them."

"Life is ours to be spent, not tobe saved."

"See, as much as you want to hold on to the bitter sore memory that someone has left this world, you are still in it. And the very act of living is a tide: at first it seems to make no difference at all, and then one day you look down and see how much pain has eroded."

"You have lost your reason and taken the wrong path. You have taken lies for truth, and hideousness for beauty. You would marvel if, owing to strange events of some sorts, frogs and lizards suddenly grew on apple and orange trees instead of fruit, or if roses began to smell like a sweating horse; so I marvel at you who exchange heaven for earth. I don't want to understand you."

"Progress just means bad things happen faster."

"One time I saw a tiny Joshua tree sapling growing not too far from the old tree. I wanted to dig it up and replant it near our house. I told Mom that I would protect it from the wind and water it every day so that it could grow nice and tall and straight. Mom frowned at me. "You'd be destroying what makes it special," she said. "It's the Joshua tree's struggle that gives it its beauty."

"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism."

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old."

"I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway."