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"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."
"I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train."
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best."
"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
"Time flies like an arrow"
"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know."
"Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope."
"That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."
"So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of books."
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!"
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?"
"There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
"What the hell is that?" I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox."