Famous Quotes
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"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."
"So many books, so little time."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity"
"Spirituality exist in testing and experiencing the depth of inner peace consistently."
"Love never comes with a brochure of rules and regulations, a prospectus with guides of what is acceptable and what is abominable. It’s a standard to follow your heart, and that’s what I did and if doing that hurt you, then I’m sorry… sorry for coming in your life and wasting your time, for causing you an anguish so great that you could not bear the sight of me. Today, I am proud to stand up and honour myself and proclaim to the world… yes, I loved someone more than myself. I loved someone truly, madly, deeply!"
"Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will."
"cause when there's life there's still hope"
"[The decay of Logic results from an] untroubled assumption that the particular is real and the universal is not."
"What other people think of me is not my business."