Famous Quotes

"What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?"

"By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams."

"What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?"

"I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent."

"I'm not stubborn. My way is just better."

"I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them."

"I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating."

"How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?"

"I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans."

"Do you sleep naked?"

"I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand."

"If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as they could on peace and goodwill, all the killing and cruelty in the world would continue. And probably increase."

"Hell's bells, irony blows."

"Tut, Tut, looks like rain"

"Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul."

"Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing. Stop saying I'm Jamaican or I'm Ghanaian. America doesn't care."

"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."

"You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My piggy bank is officialy anorexic."

"But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place."

"Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away."

"I don't mind if you forget me.Having learned my lesson,I never left an impression on anyone."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."