Famous Quotes

"Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace."

"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental."

"But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!"

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?"

"I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off."

"'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?"

"Do you find this...distracting?"

"How are you feeling?"I leaned away from him. "Gross."Aiden frowned. "Gross?""I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."He laughed. "Alex, come on.""Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."I stared at him. He must not get out much."

"OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion."

"Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here."

"I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it."

"Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises."

"Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does."

"I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts."

"You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED"

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy."

"For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient."

"Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort."

"Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic."

"Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!"

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

"You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!"