Famous Quotes

"since i will not send this, i also feel it is my duty to inform you that almost six months on I think I still love you and that makes me sad becaue love shouldn’t feel this way. is like getting kicked in the stomach every time i think of you and it makes me want to roll my face across this keyboardbiu;///ubEWdcfhugiov’byhi;.//////-=‘-0i9juh8ygtfdcsaazs34defg7uefg7u8hi9o0p8hi9o0p-[[09ju8dcsaazs34d9o0p-[[09."

"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition ofthe word "Infinite".Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some.Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, atotally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just sobig that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy.Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringlyhuge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here."

"Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done!"

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now."

"I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!"

"Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all. Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees, if not to stand for the four Clans?"Firestar gazed up at the massive oak trees, then back at Bluestar. Fury pure as a lighting flash rushed through his body. "Are you mouse-brained?" he snarled. "Are you telling me SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?"

"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain."

"I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me."

"I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?"

"If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-''Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.'Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it."

"My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"

"I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time."

"Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar."

"Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett."

"In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic."

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

"Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it."

"Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”“Maybe you should say that to Michael.”“Not funny, Eve,” Michael said.Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said."

"Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them."

"I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die."

"You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks."Yes" I answer hollowly."You ass."

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing."