Famous Quotes

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."

"Kat laughed. 'Who wants to live forever?'Kish put his hand up. 'For the record, I do.'Sin scowled at him. 'Then why do you irritate me so often?'Suicidal tendencies are inherent in my species?"

"Whitney Houston’s cover of “I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one."

"If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake."

"No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think."

"Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!"

"You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble."

"James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me."

"Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise."

"Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrialhighway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later."

"Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it."

"Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!"

"We're actors — we're the opposite of people!"

"Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove."

"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."

"Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protect themselves from you. You’re like a freaking beast,” he says. Then adds, “I mean, you know—like, a cute beast. A little beast that tears shit up and breaks the earth and sucks the life out of people."

"Basically, everyone thinks--knows--how sweet I am.Emma, you threw my sister through hurricane-proof glass."

"Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —""Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. —”It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away.“I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two."

"Peter, you're twelve years old. I'm ten. They have a word for people our age. They call us children and they treat us like mice."