Famous Quotes

"I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host."

"Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt."

"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"

"I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'"Leo snorted. "If I did that, you would see a flaming kid falling to his death, and I would be yelling something a little stronger than 'Flame on!"

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

"So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.""If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know."

"Look at me!Look at me!Look at me NOW!It is fun to have funBut you have to know how."

"Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway."

"They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing."Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned."That can be his Indian name," I suggested."

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."

"Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else."

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."

"Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one."

"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."

"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."

"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."

"Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand.""Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around."

"She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."